The Elevator Pitch

Dear Venture Capitalists,

Over the past several months, my team and I have been working diligently on what we feel will be the business model that revolutionizes the real estate industry.  Our sophisticated, web 2.0 technology allows users to search for properties via an interactive map.  Buyers that choose to purchase a home through our online service will receive a 150% rebate on the full purchase price while perspective sellers receive $20,000 to consider using our free services.

The management team is willing to relocate to Seattle.  We have embedded our website below for your review.




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12 Responses to “The Elevator Pitch”

  1. CJ in NELA Says:


  2. KT Says:

    Finally someone who gets it.. This is sooo good!!
    Thank you… thank you

  3. keith lui Says:

    Fricking hilarious. You should have added that the purchase price is calculated automatically for the user or buyer via our proprietary home valuation tool.

    When will agents abandon Trulia because they realize that their featured listings will never load?

  4. Greg Says:

    That’s funny!

  5. james haft Says:

    We started with that formula and then realized that we needed a more complex algorythm to keep u with the crowd!!

    Great concept…good luck with the blog.


  6. Chris Guldi Says: You are much more creative then me, I just figured they had no profit, and you were able to actually make that funny. Love it!

  7. mb Says:

    Is redfulia pronounced “red fool ya”? or even “red (ink) fool ya”?

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  11. Jenn Thomason Says:

    This is stupid. Obviously the author has nothing better to do with his time.

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